OUTSIDE:
➡ “Stay sexy & don’t get murdered” ~MFM

➡ “Here’s the thing Fuck Everyone” ~MFM

➡ “Get a job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.” ~MFM

➡ “You’re in a cult. Call your dad.” ~MFM

➡ “Triflers need not apply” ~MFM

➡ “My therapist was right about you” ~MFM

➡ “It’s never a fuckin’ mannequin” ~MFM

➡ “Fucking Hooray” ~MFM

➡ “What a great opportunity for a ton of bad decisions” ~MFM

➡ “She is a fuckin’ salty bitch. There’s definitely a shank in her purse.” ~MFM

INSIDE:
➡ blank for personal message

SIZE: 4.25" x 5.5" [A2]
PAPER: 67 lb. matte white cover stock
PACKAGING: White envelope & cellophane sleeve